Sponsored by Intergalactic Relations Branch of Glarbo-9 Government:

on the Glarbo Gazzette ← “We all know intergalactic diva Hannah Bannanah, but the diplomat/musician’s new 14,000 square ft cotton manufacturer and clothes production complex has people asking… Does she have bigger plans than just her next album? We interviewe(…)” read more Gobani-Lake Pollution Concerns Posted: i3UF-XX7 on Glarbo-5-9 Lake Watch.glob3.azf ← “Gobani-Lake is the largest (and most ironically named) sea in Glarbo-9’s most NorthWestern region and has long been habitat to at least 1 million different fish, AT LEAST. Some residents of its surrounding Gobani boogie-boarding community are expressing concerns that recent industrial developments may disturb it’s tranquil vibes an(…)” read more NU PATENTS BOUGHT AND SOLD Posted: i3UD on Patent-Freaks-R-us.glob3.ggb ← “IT HAPPENED AGAIN, and we love it. 3 Nu patents were sold this cycle: The Leather-Nylon Biker Jacket was patented by someone on Glarbo-7 (oh snap), the patent for ‘open-loop viscose fabric production so as to not dispose of chemical by-products properly’ was sold to a party which remained anonoymous, and the coveted 6ft Dog Automata patent was sold after it’s original patent-owner died during a crushing accide(…)” read more Strange “Gobani gust” natural phenomenon, or not? Posted: i3UB-CB6 on GMZ.glob2.cx8 ← “(…) People are calling it the Gobani gust, an atypical stench in the wind blowing from the most-southernly side of the Gobani-Lake where rumours are superstar artist, socialite and state’s witness Hannah Bannanah has established one of the buildings of her new industrial multi-plex. We spoke to a shirtless employee of this Southernly waste-disposal facility who said “first she doesn’t come out with an album in.. Ages! And next, I’m employed here getting green-lung and she keeps burning all the union leaflets!!!”” read moreon the Glarbo Gazzette ← “We all know intergalactic diva Hannah Bannanah, but the diplomat/musician’s new 14,000 square ft cotton manufacturer and clothes production complex has people asking… Does she have bigger plans than just her next album? We interviewe(…)” read more Gobani-Lake Pollution Concerns Posted: i3UF-XX7 on Glarbo-5-9 Lake Watch.glob3.azf ← “Gobani-Lake is the largest (and most ironically named) sea in Glarbo-9’s most NorthWestern region and has long been habitat to at least 1 million different fish, AT LEAST. Some residents of its surrounding Gobani boogie-boarding community are expressing concerns that recent industrial developments may disturb it’s tranquil vibes an(…)” read more NU PATENTS BOUGHT AND SOLD Posted: i3UD on Patent-Freaks-R-us.glob3.ggb ← “IT HAPPENED AGAIN, and we love it. 3 Nu patents were sold this cycle: The Leather-Nylon Biker Jacket was patented by someone on Glarbo-7 (oh snap), the patent for ‘open-loop viscose fabric production so as to not dispose of chemical by-products properly’ was sold to a party which remained anonoymous, and the coveted 6ft Dog Automata patent was sold after it’s original patent-owner died during a crushing accide(…)” read more Strange “Gobani gust” natural phenomenon, or not? Posted: i3UB-CB6 on GMZ.glob2.cx8 ← “(…) People are calling it the Gobani gust, an atypical stench in the wind blowing from the most-southernly side of the Gobani-Lake where rumours are superstar artist, socialite and state’s witness Hannah Bannanah has established one of the buildings of her new industrial multi-plex. We spoke to a shirtless employee of this Southernly waste-disposal facility who said “first she doesn’t come out with an album in.. Ages! And next, I’m employed here getting green-lung and she keeps burning all the union leaflets!!!”” read more

Earthling Mega-Star or Indie Industrialist?
on the Glarbo Gazzette . . . [Posted: i3UG-XX7]

"We all know intergalactic diva Hannah Bannanah, but the diplomat/musician's new 14,000 square ft. cotton manufacturer and clothes production complex has people asking... Does she have bigger plans than just her next album? We interviewe(...)"
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Gobani-Lake Pollution Concerns
on Glarbo-5-9 Lake Watch.glob3.azf . . . [Posted: i3UF-XX7]

"Gobani-Lake is the largest (and most ironically named) sea in Glarbo-9's most NorthWestern region and has long been habitat to at least 1 million different fish, AT LEAST. Some residents of its surrounding Gobani boogie-boarding community are expressing concerns that recent industrial developments may disturb its tranquil vibes an(...)"
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NU PATENTS BOUGHT AND SOLD AS IF LIKE MEAT OR LUMPS OF GOLD
on Patent-Freaks-R-us.glob3.ggb . . . [Posted: i3UD-DD9]

"IT HAPPENED AGAIN, and we love it. 3 Nu patents were sold this cycle: The Leather-Nylon Biker Jacket was patented by someone on Glarbo-7 (oh snap), the patent for 'open-loop viscose fabric production so as to not dispose of chemical byproducts properly' was sold to a party which remained anonoymous, and the coveted 6ft Dog Automata patent was sold after its original patent-owner died during a crushing accide(...)"
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Strange "Gobani gust" natural phenomenon, or not?
on GMZ.glob2.cx8 . . . [Posted: i3UB-CB6]

"Glarbos are calling it the Gobani gust, an atypical stench in the wind blowing from the most-southernly side of the Gobani-Lake where rumours are superstar artist, socialite and state's witness Hannah Bannanah has established one of the buildings of her new industrial multi-plex. We spoke to a shirtless employee of this Southernly waste-disposal facility who said 'first she doesn't come out with an album in.. Ages! And next, I'm here almost 30 hours a day shovelling gunk into the lake, getting green-lung and being told not to talk to the other emplo(...)"
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